记者招待会

哩几日公司发生D大事，搞到个个都好像惊青。位于新加坡既杂货店要关门大吉，一个二个本地人好鬼雷，D谣言传到满天飞。其实都唔係么新野，如果有睇开市场既人，你地都会觉得不出所料？

无错，其实早係上个quarter我都开始感觉到D唔对路，由D蛛丝马迹开始都已经察觉到啦，只不过无淋过会咁快啧。而且我又唔可以同人讲，费事制造不必要既混乱同是非。所以大係一个quarter前我已经开始部署明年要点样来行（你地更係话我马后炮，随你，因为我懒得解释第七八九十次）。

寻日老细同新加坡记招同步同我地揭底牌。当其他人觉得惊讶时，我已经开始淋，係咪时候咗叻？开完会，俾啊细叫咗入放，因为我做大既，要开始分配D细既要点。老细第一句就同我讲唔好担心，仲话一定会relocate我。话口未完，我就反驳啊细，真係真係希望佢抄我鱿鱼，因为咁佢地先会赔我3-4个月钱。但係啊细第一个反应就係No。无变，要改变老细睇法係需要时间既。心淋，ok啦，仲有半年咁耐，慢慢搵都未迟。

好啦，今日开始要同D细既一个个照肺。因为最底层既，唔需要都应该bye，需要既都要开始同佢地倾下睇。点知今日反而D细既同我讲翻D野添。原来由寻日开始其他部门细既都开始做怪乱传野，搞到人心惶惶。

而我电话由寻日开始都响个唔停，无论你地出自真心关心或八卦，多谢你地，所以我要开哩个记招来澄清，

1. 未经证实既野，问清楚先好乱传。
2. 我唔中意浪漫，唔係小妹妹，唔係公主，唔会喊，唔会惊，唔会担心。
3. 所以唔好再同我讲，担心我，好惊青。因为啊细早有安排我另管部门。
4. 如果想知多D料请Google，我包你一清二楚。

我猫姐係度多谢各位叔伯兄弟乡亲父老各界同胞关心。好，翻埋位继续工作。

Wok & Pan East Meet West Cuisine @ Malacca

前两日又再落马六甲，好似我第二个乡下咁。好难得今次Bear佢跟埋我地一起落马六甲，等老妈子睇完医生后本想带佢地去食Nyonya餐，但係一个二个一上车就鸡叼唔断咁，搞到我都唔知要去边度食。

淋来淋去都唔知边度Nyonya餐好食，逗下逗下，突然淋到上摆google到有一间西餐又平又好食，好似话係Nadeje对面啧，好啦，既然你地一个二个咁中意讲野又唔爱俾意见去边度食，我就决定一于去Wok&Pan。


我都係第一拜来食，一到门口睇到粘住D告示牌，咦好采我地係八月来，如果九月佢地就搬咯。


行入去店，唔知係咪老板定係伙计，个样同态度串到！不过为咗搵好野食，无变啦。间店好窄好细间，唔怪得佢地要shift去大D既咯。哇，入咗入边睇原来有几张抬已经Reserve咗！么原来真係咁好生意啊。窄係窄咗D，不过好采有位够我地5个人坐。

老妈子唔惯食西方野，所以佢叫翻中餐。如果你D随同朋友家人伴侣唔食西餐唔晒惊，佢地有好多中餐俾你捡。哦老妈子哎咗Cantonese kway teow，MYR4.50，真係平过大排挡！
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Andrew Papa哎咗home style pork cutlet, top with thai pineapple salsa，MYR10，真係ok平，几好味。



我就更係order翻D特比既啦，chef's pork burger with crispy pork cutlet, egg and French fries，MYR9.90。哈哈哈，KL边度有咁出名但係价钱中係咁平既西餐馆？味道ok咯。



一向中意食既Bear哎咗chef's favourite BBQ pork chop, with their special homemade sauce，贵少少，MYR10.50。好多油！



大哥左右不定，我地怀疑佢有选择困难病，一时Lamb Chop，一时Fish Fillet，结果哎咗chicken burger, served with salad and French fried，MYR9.90。


我地后期加咗蘑菇汤，我觉得最正就係佢既蘑菇汤！


食完买单，我地就走人。

因为爱情，简单的生长.

讯晚突然间有个淋法，好突然甘来袭击我，袭击到我好难呼吸。我突然觉得我好似就要离开凡间，个仲感觉就好似就要离开我身边全部我爱同爱我既人。我知，大吉利事啊嘛！我够知啦，但系就唔知点解我突然发觉我有好多野仲未做，我有好多好多理想仲未实现。

原来，我一直系度蹉跎紧我自己。我原本有好多理想，因为时间，因为工作，因为家人，因为伴侣，因为种种种种，种种种种既事物我竟然任由我自己放纵，蹉跎，浪费。如果万一我突然间bye-bye，我身边每一个人应该都会好伤心，哩一刻我知道，我要开始积极生活，积极享受每一天，积极去做我中意既野，为左其他人我已经好耐无做翻我自己。一向playful，hyperactive，吵吵闹闹，又中意突然emo既我，因为周遭D野我已经埋没我本性好耐啦！

今日成日系office度无野做，唔系月结唔系quarterly-consol，我乐得清闲。所以我开始plan我既人生，开始计划下，我应该点样发奋加油赚钱，我应该点样用尽我脑来设计个完美婚礼(虽然未有耐嫁得出，暂时仲系剩女一名)，我应该点样系每一样东西上放多D心机，我仲有么野地方未去，我仲有么野未做，我仲有么野未试过？

嫖赌饮吹，除左嫖，我好似样样都齐晒，ok，哩样唔晒担心。我想纹身但系屋企人反对，好，我就纹背部，纹D睇唔到既地方。旅行？我最想去既就系希腊，但系荷包唔涨，去唔到。车，我要跑车，我要audi！屋企，我最希望拥有自己屋企，等我可以发挥自己中意设计小宇宙将属于我自己屋企反转来玩！事业，我努力锻炼，希望拥有自己事业，最好有自己小生意仔，如果唔得，或者我可以做公司高层D女强人甘既lansi款，行路ki-ki-kok-kok，几型？！吊，其实以上我讲既，有边个唔想wo？其实讲就天下无敌，做就大多无能为力。睇来我要更加努力先至可以有丁多希望达到其中一样呱？

唉，突然觉得好灰。淋下淋下觉得其实好失败，如果我真系要离开凡间，原来我无一样我比较可以觉得骄傲既野，可能我太贪心，可能我其实好过好多人，但系人，如果无希望，唔积极，同条咸鱼有么分别？

就系我做完gym，翻屋企途中，喳喳下车，望住太阳照射落个highway个时，我突然觉悟。突然觉得我所追求既一切都好似变得唔再重要，觉得我应该放多D时间落身边D一切野一切事物，等我真系走个刻，我先唔会后悔。

翻屋企途中既路径，平时经过睇都唔会睇多一眼，但系今日突然变得美丽，系我变左？定系我依家先留意到大自然美景？

另我觉悟既太阳神。

5分钟前见到facebook D朋友share 紧D野，好奇心+闷，所以不捞唔会click既我，竟然click左入去睇（真正分享者唔知边个，不过我系facebook度拿既）。读完后，觉得太阳神帮助好大，原来，爱情战胜一切。

今年 104岁老公公 和 100岁的老婆婆，

因为以前穷，他们结婚81年都从未有过一张合照..
当为婆婆穿上婚纱后，爷爷主动伸手抱婆婆，

嘴里不停的说老伴漂亮.. ♥
其实幸福往往就是这么简单，祝大家七夕快乐！

系咪好有feel叻？公公婆婆令我淋起哩首歌歌词，

“因为爱情不会轻易悲伤，所以一切都是幸福的模样。

因为爱情简单地生长，依然随时可以为你疯狂。
因为爱情怎么会有沧桑，所以我们还是年轻的模样。”

重游马六甲第六百一十七次Revisited Malacca the 617th

老牛班friends越话去马六甲玩，我其实去到厌厌地，但係老牛话如果我唔去就得佢一个，佢讲到咁，无变咯。

第一日晚餐，我地去咗间叫Nancy's Kitchen既Baba Nyonya馆，地点係马六甲出名既Jonker Street。店名係用佢地祖先名Nancy，到依家已经係第三代咯。食物烹调都係祖传既。



Peranakan fried egg
好油！


Babi pongteh
唔错，D猪肉焖咗再煮。


Peranakan curry chicken
我本身唔係好中意Curry Chicken，所以我剩係试D汁，味道都算唔错。


Peranakan poppiah
我无食到，因为我唔食菜，但係Poppiah係佢地出名小吃。


Pai tee
我剩係食个饼干，所以无么意见。


建议你地嗌大既，因为佢既大就好似我地平时既中。而且要排成半粒钟咁先会有位。
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食完晚餐就行咗阵街，条Jonker Street係马六甲最出名既街，街边都有人摆小挡卖D新奇野。我见到通街都有人食紧D鸡蛋形状既冰淇淋，行下行下见到个挡仔有卖，就即刻去买咗个来试。



原来佢个名叫鸡蛋冰，本来我嗌个朱古力味，但係卖晒，所以我就要咗只Tiramisu味既。味道嘛嘛地，不过贪佢够新奇。



行到一半竟然落大水，8条友仔就避咗入D店仔度。等到D雨细D时我地就走咗入Geographer Bar度劈酒。



拿酒来！


老牛同我最爱劈酒~


饮完酒就去咗见Pakistan开既mamak店度食宵夜。听闻佢地既Naan同tandoori係最出名。我唔中意食tandoori所以我嗌咗naan。本来叫咗Garlic double cheese naan，但係garlic无晒，我唯有叫Butter double cheese naan。好香软，感觉好似食紧lavender面包店既面包咁。


就係哩D cheese搞到我失晒仪态！人间极品啊！


我叫咗mango lassi，lassi係佢地既自制yogurt。味道好似mango+yogurt咁，不过我中意！


哦仲有佢地自己既麦酒，叫Barbican。不过我无试到，因为好饱啦~


翻到去酒店搭落去就训啦~训到半夜三点无端端听到有人吹口琴，Fuck！吓到我训唔到，一直到五点我先训觉。听朝起身问老牛，佢话佢都听到，因为係guard来既！！！吊无啦啦吹么口琴？！佢话D guard既棚就係我地房间个方向，夜晚D外劳无野做就係咁来过时间。吓到我鼻哥垄都无肉啊！

第二日，食完午餐我地8条友仔就翻屋企咯~

The Jonker Street,

生虾面@巴生某个角落

星期六早晨闷闷地。

本来老牛讲陪佢去Indonesia Batam既，点知淋尾cancel咗，改咗同老友G仲有老友YC上Genting赌番两手。但係又淋尾由拜六改去礼拜先上。

续，早晨起身plan咗去Ikea度睇房间家私，我本身就淋住罕罕地自己买自己落手咗（我不捞都中意DIY啦），老牛就话虽然自己买但係都要搵人按咯。好咯，废话唔多讲，反正我地都係去睇下参考下大概有D点样既设计之类，顺便记下要用到多少钱。

两个人都闷到唔知食么好，老牛一味suggest我就一味ban。突然间佢话生虾面，咦？我好似无食过，淋淋下我又再ban咗。但係老牛话我一定会中意wo。好咯好咯，佢话係巴生啧好近既。我唔係好清楚正确地点，应该係巴生靠近LHDN既roundabout，呐如果你要去Meru或者Kapar，就係果条路咯。After roundabout你直行Meru／Kapar方向，由Roundabout起，过第一个红青灯无耐，间店就係你右手边。

店名叫Restoran Yew Kee，耀记。




老牛哎咗生虾面俾我，佢自己就食冬菇鸡脚面。喔，仲有个叉烧送口。


一碗生虾面仅有3只大虾，面就嘛嘛地啦，D虾都算新鲜，弹牙得来D鲜味会逼出来。


老牛碗冬菇鸡脚面，我本身唔敢食鸡脚，不过佢既面仲好食过生虾面既面。


叉烧好好食！无么comments因为真係好好食！


好食还好食，睇下个价钱表？我碗生虾面MYR15啊！！！吓死人呐！唔怪得D虾咁大只啦~


不过可以去试下既。详细地点如下。

Restoran Yew Kee
Contact : 603-3342 7170
Address : 50, Jalan Kapar, 41400 Klang, Selangor.
Remark : Closed on Monday.

Mid Valley Carpark Incident

Today, 17/08/2012 approximately 1-2pm, I went Mid Valley done my grocery and I was about to leave, and the moment I pushed the trolley out of the mall I realized I'd forgotten the place I parked. And yes this is only first or second time I park in Mid Valley instead The Gardens. The Gardens used to be my favorite parking area compares Mid Valley because they have far more organized parking slots then. I was in Mid Valley today because I had something to do here, yet I was with my mom and I thought it'll be okay and at least someone with me in the carpark lot as the crimes in shopping mall has arose anyway.

Okay, we were with a full trolley of grocers goods, handbags, iPads. For the very first 10mins we took a stroll in the carpark and thought we could have find our car ourselves, but we didn't manage so. I wasn't panic in the first place because I thought I can always look for the guards and the friendly helpful guard could always pop out for my needs. We saw a few and I approached the first one, I talked to him in both Malay & English, but it seems he doesn't understand at all, and the only word came out from his mouth was NO. NO, NO, NO. I then muttered why on earth the guard doesn't understand? Mom calmed me patiently and said, aiyo look for another lo.

Fine. We found another one stood right in front of the mall entrance and I approached this guard again. Well same case happened. I told him I am sorry I forgotten my carpark place, could you please help me find my car? He shrugged and said NO. I tried again and asked, can you help me to get some other guards help if you couldn't leave your station? "NO" he answered. I started to get a little mad with myself, I should have remember the parking number on the wall instead asking all these useless men! Well my mom said, try, try ask again in Malay maybe? Or maybe ask them send a guard with motor so that he can helps rounding and scouts for our car? "NO" is what I got after I tried asking many questions for help.

I renounced with the help I could actually get from the security guards in a big and famous shopping mall. All I can do now is to scout myself. My first question, are they hired here with the duty of standing right in front of a mall entrance and dawdle around? I don't know.

I then started to push the heavily stuffed trolley with mom on my high heels frantically. I must be gone round the bend, I think. This is so impossible for me to walk the whole Mid Valley carpark myself. The guards here left me no choice, I darted from one place to another like a silly cat with an elder lady (my mom), I was so damn afraid of crimes that happened in the malls carpark recently. And just right after the moment I thought of the crimes thingy, I saw a motorist steering slowly to us. And heck! This is my first time seen motor appeared in a carpark! Maybe I'm wrong, but I never seen any motors parking lot nearby, and the area I was walking were full of cars, non motors I can ever seen. Second question, aren't motorist has their own parking lots? Maybe I had experience bag snatcher before and that alerted me anyway. I grabbed my bag tightly, posed readily to run or to hide. I then saw a guard standing near another entrance, I waved to the guard and pretended asking him where is the Zone-A, the guard pointed another side then kept quiet. Maybe I'd alarmed the guard to noticed the motorist or maybe not, the motorist drove quickly and passby in front of me immediately.

Well sometimes I might be over sensitive, maybe it's just a normal motorist? But again, if yes why would he appears in carpark but not motor parking lots? He has no reason to passby that area doesn't it? Moreover, why would he steered in slow pace and fast after I shouted?

I will forward my this salivary story to Mid Valley Management and hope they pay more attention on it. The crimes in Malaysia has arose rapidly and we should do something to protect ourselves before its too late. Amen.

你工作适合你吗？

早前（大概係旧年年尾），我写过一篇讲关于做工既，边个认为你地自己係工作狂应该睇一睇。

但係哩篇我唔多写，剩睇相。你地边过觉得自己份工好辛苦，好委屈，咁就俾多D时间去分析哩张相。

世界上，除了你工作辛苦以外，仲有哩班友仔默默耕耘紧...

Fa-Maos A-Maos double chocolate cookies

上个礼拜陆陆续续买晒D材料准备夜晚放工翻屋企做Chocolate cookies，但係老妈子话放咗工咁累就咪鬼整咯。无变咯，老佛爷一声令下，无计啦。

好难先挨到星期五又无出去wet，一于就做cookies啦！准备好晒D野就开始，做咗大概三盘左右，但係用料就成30-50蚊左右，都唔平喔。因为係自己做所以D料都加重咗，出来效果竟然类似名牌饼干Fxmxus Amxs！但係人地就点样都快，多，平过我材料咯。唔多讲，睇相！