Tuesday, December 13, 2011

A letter to Santa

Dear Santa in Northpole,

I know I've been naughty this year. But I'll be good next year, I promise! I'd really like to find a return tickets to Skopelos under the tree! Attached is my photograph in case you'd forgotten me, I hope you don't mix up the tickets to another good girl like me.

I'll leave some of my yummy Gingerbread-man cookies under the tree as well, it's for you and Rodolph. Owh and the milk is in my fridge, if Rodolph asks for it.

Thank you for all the happiness you brought me.

Loved,
Jesse
A good girl from Malaysia.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

10 Signs that you work too hard!

*I copied from Readers Digest*


Here are ten signs that you have become overly focused on work:


1) You refer to your child's pocket money as "the weekly cash injection".

2) You refer to your grandfather's death as "a family downsizing".

3) Your spouse complains that you do not take enough interest in the children, and you say, "OK, fine, where's the feedback form?"

4) The message in the Valentine's Day card you write to your spouse has bullet points.

5) Your son eagerly informs you that the kid next door has a shiny new bicycle and you tell him "The quota for capital expenditure is full for this financial year".

6) You go to school for a meeting with your child's teacher and your first question is, "So, what are his core competencies?

7) You think of your Sunday afternoon family walk as a "team-based bonding activity".

8) When your child's teacher explains that your child is failing four of his nine subjects, you shout "What do you expect when you give him such an over-diversified portfolio?"

9) When your daughter announces that she is getting married, you ask her whether she is ready to "undergo such a major paradigm shift".

10) Before making your speech at the reception, you ask the bridesmaid to take minutes.

Monday, November 14, 2011

貓樣

好耐都無show過大家我即衰樣啦,今日就益下你地啦。

Friday, November 11, 2011

矛盾

今日收到一束花,人地睇我就好鬼幸福,但係我內心好鬼矛盾。

Thursday, November 10, 2011

啊細生日趴

上個禮拜Finance界啊細生日,全體過百人士指定要到間超細即房都同佢慶祝。原來真係外國月亮圓D,外國鬼佬正D,人生日佢生日,又吾間你地全部幫窩地慶祝。得,除非你系人啊細lo,如果吾係,行開D啦~

不過哩個啊細無論點計都好,都好過上一間個只。底我用10分鐘幫你慶祝。

來,睇相。

Sunday, October 30, 2011

複雜化

好耐都無系度寫番D野啦。最近俾太多太多即壓力圍住,工作壓力佔百份九,麻煩樣樣來齊,D壓力水平每每升高,令我幾乎喘吾到氣。

可能人大咗老咗,睇即野多咗,就開始
識得點樣去衡量身邊的一切事物,相對的,對身邊D人越瞭解,就開始厭倦同好想改變。世人,往往都好緊張好介意人地點睇,就系因為哩份介意同執著,系不經意情況下,世人就慢慢開始扮演著D人地中意人地嚮往即角色。

但問題系,點解人要甘介意人地點睇佢地?點解人吾可以做番自己?就因為驚人地講閒話,驚自己表現吾好,驚講錯野,驚做錯野,驚老細罵,而要委屈自己去跟人地個style來做野,對吾住,我系屬於現代社會主義者,我做吾到。

可能我有我即固執,我都有我關心即野,我有我嚮往即生活,我有我style。你可以話我變態猥瑣低等甚至白癡,但系我都系個句,我有我style。我,系吾會為咗任何一個凡人而改變自己。

相同的,當我越瞭解一個人一份工,我就開始想盡辦法改變,不過我都有人性即,無論點,我都會先try下究竟我單方面可以改變D麼野,倘若我失敗,就會向令一半落手。我吾要求大改革,但最起碼改都我可以開心D,真系少少就足夠啦。不過若然失敗,我就會放棄,你可以講我好殘忍,但系我吾想成世人都無進步。我承認,我自私,我系自我中心主義者。

查實,我都系凡人即一類。不過我嚮往即同你地即有少少吾同甘解。我中意熱鬧中意玩,我中意試新野我要與眾不同,我討厭奉承呵護人我討厭俾人圈住個鼻,我討厭孤獨討厭寂寞。

我,有我style。

Monday, September 19, 2011

第1901條熱狗

今日係星期一,係一個好blue 的星期一。感覺一D都吾想做工,無意間問同事Ivey午飯想食D麼野,佢同我提起如果今日食1901會特別平,每逢19號都特別平。淋下淋下,小貓我甘大個女都好似無食過1901,就約埋2位同事,4條友仔就甘踩過隔離東樓度食1901。價錢仲幾公道下,小熱狗RM2.99,大熱狗就RM3.99。我地order佐4條大熱狗,就坐佐係個cart度食。以甘既價錢,味道來講仲算吾錯,如果平時食,我就會嫌佢貴D,事關如果無特價,平時買RM7.99 到RM9.99。一條熱狗竟然要我10蚊雞?吾好去搶?不過仍然會有人捨得食既。睇下我既熱狗午餐...

Saturday, July 23, 2011

好野~终于都病啦!

好野~好野~挨左一个礼拜,终于都挨出病啦~


唔好以为我真系痴9线先得咯。众所周知,小猫我系病猫一条,“一个礼拜一小病,如果唔病就好惊” 都渐渐成为我slogan左。若然我一个礼拜多DD都唔病,就证明等阵就会大病唔会少DD。唔好以为我夸张,识得我D人大多数都知晒我拢野。唔知你有无听过D老人家话,希望耐不耐就病下,因为如果耐耐都无病,迟早会大病不起。小猫我唔系咒任何人,只不过系顺带一提甘解啧。你可以选择认同或唔认同,但系,如果,或者,甘巧,大吉利事,伤风咳嗽头晕身兴,唔该唔好扯上我头度。


病毒名称:重伤风,咳两声,高体温,轻微发烧,皮肤逐渐严重敏感。
入侵时间:今日早上开始。
入侵地点:小猫新公司。
入侵原因:自细体弱多病,皮肤敏感症越来越严重。
病猫状态:重伤风,偶然咳两声,夜晚开始轻微发烧,食o左有关药物但系皮肤对药物绝对敏感。
恢复时间:睇情况应该会系星期一。
药物敏感:上几次都系amoxicillin, clarithromycin 同 pantoprazole,跟住Paracetamol都埋堆。依家基本上对好多类药物都敏感。
敏感情况:头晕,一味发恶梦,皮肤敏感不停增加,仲好频悯添,心跳不规律,呼吸短促及急。

sorry,哩次都系无相睇。

Monday, July 11, 2011

七O九

曾经,我好天真地以为活系大马系何其幸福,随着年纪大,发觉原来现实真系可以好现实。


因为政府的揽权同贪污,搞到民不聊生。平民百姓因此起左个示意队,叫"Bersih",马来文解“干净”。寓意系想要一个公平同唔受“污染”的选举。问题系选举又有么用?一向少读报纸既我听问民间流传,若然反对党既票系领高,D政府仍然系有办法改票数。既然系甘,投来又有么用?但系平民百姓仍然好执着,每5年都定时定候拉大队去投票。D百姓为左一个梦而执着,梦想得到公平对待。但系哩个梦,唔知几时先会成真。


哦,顺带一提,经过709事件,一向少读报纸既我竟然唔觉得羞耻,因为D报纸传媒报告同刊登既一切一切,可信度,已经到达零。系,无错,系零。报纸传媒竟然可以扭曲事实,其实都唔可以怪晒他们,听讲因为背后受人控制wor。查实你明无?个D感觉就好似....个仲...要讲但系唔可以讲,不得止,仲要将实时掉转来报道,都几辛苦下既。


政府甘多年,一味想搞个么么1Malaysia野,查实都唔晒甘劳心劳力,系709哩一日,世界各地都有B队同步示意,包括Adelaide,Canberra,Melbourne,Perth,Geneva,香港,韩国,台湾,伦敦,Mesir,Austria,加拿大,日本,Qatar,巴黎,瑞典,新家坡,San Francisco,Brisbane,纽约,Los Angeles, Chichago,华胜顿。更唔好讲我地大马咯,D三大民族都不知几融洽,有讲有笑,当俾警察叔叔欺负时,更加不惜一切甘互相帮忙扶持。晒么浪费钱搞个么么1million 1malaysia email之类既垃圾wor,真系DDLY。呐,依家百姓咪show你么野叫做团结咯。


寻晚,打开facebook,就睇到有人po左个video,题目系“truth that cannot be covered”,意思系不能被埋没的真相”。睇左个video后,我忽然无语。我唔知仲有么野字眼可以被我拿来形容当今既大马政府。除了伤心同失望外,我别无他感觉。


如果你将你自己列为“人类”系,就请睇下个video...

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Stupid Toad

Me : Andrew, I kena summon this morning. :(

Andrew : How come?

Me : Went out for work this morning, I failed to find parking so double park lorr. When I saw 'em coming I quickly ran and got in car d geh. I bet the stupid toad not enuf quota this month, I got in car and ready to chao, then only he slowly took out the summon book n summon me!

Andrew : Did u mark the toad's motorbike number?

Me : Nop Dad, they took a car here. Stupid toad.

Andrew : Aiya, next time get their number plate..so i can buy 4D.

Me : Hm, better still, maybe i can strike a lottery n pay for the stupid summon.